Saturday, 18 December 2021

SEASONAL SINGLES.....




It's that time of year again, where Mariah, Noddy, The Pogues etc blast from every shop door, where the festive hits of yesteryear enter the "singles" chart , where music fans take bets on what will be Christmas No.1. But where did it all start? Christmas Carols have been around in one form or another for a few centuries, religious and secular, but the Popular festive song seems to have come into being around the 1930's, with "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" first appearing in 1934. Other songs from the "crooner" era - "Winter Wonderland", "White Christmas", "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!", "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" etc - followed, usually from films and musicals, helping to spread their popularity. During the rock 'n' roll era the popularity of Christmas songs continued, with Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, and Brenda Lee recording perennial favourites "Blue Christmas", "Run Run Rudolph", and "Rocking Around The Christmas Tree". Country music gave us the likes of *Frosty The Snowman", "Here Comes Santa Claus" and " A Holly Jolly Christmas", the first two being memorably covered on what is often considered to be the best festive album ever made, Phil Spectors' A Christmas Gift To You, which featured all the artists from his roster including The Ronettes, The Crystals, and Darlene Love. These songs, produced in Spectors' famous "wall of sound" style, have become yuletide radio mainstays over the years, in addition to numerous film soundtrack performances. 


It has to be said that the notion of the Christmas pop song was mainly an American thing during the fifties and sixties. The importance of the Christmas number one took off in the UK mainly after The Beatles ushered in a new era of homegrown pop and rock music, but the Christmas-themed single was a product of the seventies and particularly the glam rock years. The anthemic songs, the glitz and glitter of the acts associated with the craze were a welcome distraction from the woes of the country at that time: three day weeks, union strikes, power cuts. The big acts of the day - Slade, Wizzard, Mud, Elton John - all released timeless Christmas songs, all vying for that all-important top spot on the big day itself. Slade and Wizzard famously recorded their efforts during the summer of 1973, Roy Woods outfit turning down the air conditioning to give the studio a wintry feel. "Merry Xmas Everybody", "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday", "Lonely This Christmas" (with Mud frontman Les Gray giving it his best Elvis impression) and "Step Into Christmas" are still hugely popular, all re-entering the charts every year since downloads no longer needed an available physical copy. This is also true of John Lennons' Happy Xmas (War Is Over), and Paul McCartneys' "Wonderful Christmastime", two artists who scored 4 festive chart toppers as part of The Beatles. McCartney also had a Christmas number 1 with "Mull Of Kintyre" with his post- Fab Four outfit Wings.,  Less successful festive-themed songs from the seventies still get a look in though: in his earlier, pre-"Lady In Red" years Chris de Burgh was a serious artist with prog leanings, recording "A Spaceman Came Travelling" which followed the "alien visitor as Star Of Bethlehem" idea. It's a pretty decent song, (if factually incorrect - a light year is a measurement of time not distance) but failed to chart when it originally released in 1975, and a mid-eighties re-recording struggled to No.40.  One of my all-time favourites, "Ring Out, Solstice Bells" by folk/ prog band Jethro Tull, made No.28 as part of an EP, prompting a typically eccentric Top Of The Pops performance.  As the influence of punk rock spread out into the musically diverse post-punk and New Romantic era of the late seventies and early eighties the Christmas single began to wane - perhaps it was seen as naff amongst the new pop royalty. Of course, Shakin' Stevens and Wham! both carried on the tradition, as did Jona Lewie with "Stop The Cavalry", which wasn't actually about the festive season but an anti-war song, from the point of view of the eternal soldier down the ages, the line "wish i was at home for Christmas" striking a sentimental chord. Band Aid was the biggest selling Christmas hit of the decade, "Do They Know It's Christmas" raising awareness and money to help the starving in Ethiopia. It's not the best song ever written: factually incorrect and often lyrically crass, but it was simple and catchy and the public bought it in droves. There was a remake in 1989, Band Aid II, which replaced the iconic pop stars of the original with the current idols, produced by Stock Aitken & Waterman, the pop production powerhouse of the day. Featuring Kylie, Jason, Sonia, Bros, Lisa Stansfield, The Pasadenas, and that Christmas perennial Cliff Richard, it's rarely played or included on compilations, as is Band Aid 30 from 2004. Speaking of Cliff, he scored his first festive chart topper in 1988 with "Mistletoe And Wine", a more traditional themed song with Christian overtones. This wasn't Cliff's first crack at a Christmas hit: a live cover of the old doo-wop song "Daddy's Home" reached the runner-up spot in December 1981, and  a new arrangement of "Little Town Of Bethlehem" peaked just outside the top ten the following year. He hit the yuletide pole position again in 1990 with the explicitly religious "Saviour's Day". 




One of the most celebrated Christmas songs of all time came out of the unlikely pairing of Irish folk-punks The Pogues and the hugely underappreciated Kirsty MacColl. "Fairytale Of New York" was originally conceived as a tale of two Irish immigrants in the new world, whose dreams of a new life haven't gone to plan. Amidst drunkenness, drugs and arrest, the bickering couple recall happier, more magical times. It took two years and many rewrites before the final version fell into place. With just the right balance of bile and sentimentality, and a fantastic production from Elvis Costello, it gives that happy/sad feeling that perfectly encapsulates Christmas: the laughter, the tears; the unspoken squabbles; the missing people who are no longer with us; the regrets; the hope that things will be better next year. It was kept off the top spot by Pet Boys cover of "Always On My Mind", and despite re-entering the charts every year since 2005 it has yet to hit number 1, a feat that hasn't evaded Wham! or Mariah Carey. 



After 1990 the Christmas single pretty much disappeared. The festive top spot would be claimed by boy or girl groups - Spice Girls took the crown three years running -, novelty hits (Mr Blobby, Bob The Builder), and reality tv talent show winners from Pop Idol and X Factor. The occasional charity song got a look in but apart from chart-ineligible songs by Coldplay and The Killers it seemed that no artist would touch the idea of actually writing a song about Christmas. After all, Slade had loads of big hits and great songs but the general public only remember that song, so why potentiality ruin your image? That wasn't something that theatrical rockers The Darkness cared about; their punning 2003 festive anthem "Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)" recalled the glam rock yuletide hits of the seventies, even featuring a kids choir and chimes. Criminally denied the top spot by a very depressing piano-based cover of Tears For Fears' "Mad World", it seems to have been overlooked in recent years. 




In the years since downloads, streaming, and even plays on YouTube have counted towards chart eligibility Christmas songs re-enter the singles chart every year from late November onwards. Songs that were never hits or even released as singles in their day have taken on new popularity. Some songs have beaten their initial highest position: both Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and Wham!s "Last Christmas" have become Christmas number 1, and Elton John's "Step Into Christmas" which, after reaching a paltry 24 on its original 1974 release and being largely forgotten until its inclusion on Christmas compilations over a decade later, finally cracked the top ten in December 2019. Vintage festive tunes from the pre-rock 'n' roll era that were only hits in the U.S have become yearly visitors to the UK singles chart. New Christmas songs have been a bit thin on the ground in the last decade; the last three years have seen sausage roll-obsessed charity act Ladbaby top the chart on the big day, with a fourth likely this year, a remake of Ed Sheeran and Elton John's new (and largely awful) "Christmas Time" which currently sits at the top as i write, one week before Christmas Day. It's a poor state of affairs indeed, but one that begs the question: do we need any more Christmas songs? With multiple versions of the same songs out there, there is something for everyone, regardless of your age or musical persuasion. I'm certainly quite happy to hear the classics, be it Phil Spectors' A Christmas Gift For You, a NOW! compilation, or the beautiful voice of the Barnsley nightingale Kate Rusby on one of her Christmas themed albums of folk songs and long forgotten regional versions of beloved carols. Maybe everything that can be said about the season has already been said. 

Merry Christmas to you all, and a Happy New Year. 


 



Tuesday, 17 August 2021

45 FAVOURITE 45'S: PT. 5



 A (hopefully) concise explanation of my reasons for choosing these records out of the thousands i love.

45: Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now.  

Aside from being a catchy song - a Tommy James & The Shondells hit from the sixties that's been covered many times - this came out when i was 11, just beginning my record collection and i had a huge crush on her. The song reminds me of more innocent times....

44: Sonia - You'll Never Stop Me From Loving You.

....as is this. One of Pete Waterman and the S/A/W production stables' acts, a cheeky bubbly 18 year old Scouser with a great pop voice imho. Her first and biggest hit, and another crush (i have a thing for redheads), and still a great little pop song.

43: 

Killing Joke - Empire Song.

I was aware of KJ from around the time of the Pandemonium album, specifically the "Millennium" single with which they delivered a much-needed jolt to an otherwise boring TOTP one Thursday evening. I discovered this track much later, an apocalyptic racket that foretold doom. Around the same time we were led into the illegal second Iraq invasion. When it was first released in 1982 the Falklands War followed soon after. Make of that what you will.

42: Furniture - Brilliant Mind. I first heard this on my Dad's copy of Now That's What I Call Music 7, and i've heard little like them since. Jazzy, literate, pop mastery that deserved to be a much bigger hit. Singer Jim Irvin is a now a respected music journalist.

41: The Wedding Present - My Favourite Dress. I was  of these in my early teens but, like much alternative music from back then, i didn't appreciate them until much later. I first heard this on a free John Peel themed covermount CD, and David Gedges' tales of romantic disappointment, infatuation and jealousy fitted my own intermittent love life.

40: MC Tunes VS 808 State - The Only Rhyme That Bites. I first heard this at my schoolmate Matthew Langleys' house. The bass punches, the beat kicks, the orchestral sample (from 1958 Western The Big Country) soars, and the man born Nicky Lockett delivers a scattershot lyric that i have spent most of my life since trying to learn.

39: Blur - Chemical World. Damon and co. have made at least half a dozen true classic singles but this one i keep coming back to. Very XTC inspired - Andy Partridge was initially in the producer's chair for this song's parent album Modern Life Is Rubbish - with its stop-start rhythm, fluid guitar lines, and contrasting low/high vocals. Reminds me of being sixteen and endless possibilities.

38: Inspiral Carpets - This Is How It Feels. Another band who really should have been huge. The choppy chords, scattergun drum fills, and that melancholy Farfisa organ underpin an everyday tale of sadness, loneliness, and loss. This song feels like the times in my home growing up when unspoken arguments between my parents left a lingering mood, and my general teenage loneliness when i didn't fit in anywhere and had yet to know who i was.

37: Wire - Map Ref. 41°N 93° W. Art-pop at its finest and most bloody-minded: i maintain the belief that this would have got into the charts if they hadn't saddled it with such an unwieldy title. Clever but catchy. 

36: Weezer - Buddy Holly.  An outsider love song that turns the accepted idea of the "knight in shining armour/macho boyfriend" on its head. Which fitted me as i was definitely never a fighter. An insanely catchy power pop tune which, alongside Green Day and Offspring, introduced me to Punk and New Wave old and new.

35: Robert Wyatt - Shipbuilding. The eighties seemed to be the era of protest songs in popular music, and this is one of the best because it isn't hectoring or sloganeering, it just paints a picture and leaves you to make up your own mind. Written by Clive Langer and Elvis Costello about the impact at home of the Falklands War; communities in decline due to the Thatcher government suddenly find themselves back in work, as the shipyards reopen and bring prosperity, as their sons are sent off to fight and die on those very ships. "Diving for dear life/when we should be diving for pearls", those lines given more gravitas by Robert Wyatt's plaintive barrow boy tones. I first heard Costello's version on a best of around 1996, but this beats it. 

34: Echo & The Bunnymen - Never Stop. I could have picked "The Cutter", or "The Killing Moon", but this... this is the sound of the Bunnymen getting their groove on. Cellos, congas, a synthesizer judder, Mac's holler (a veiled critique of Thatcher), the unstoppable rhythm section of De Frietas and Pattinson.... oh and Will Sergeant's mercurial guitar playing, spare but electrifying, a chime here, a whammy bar there, and a divebombing middle eight that sends shivers up my spine. The midpoint between the angular post-punk of Porcupine and the majesty of Ocean Rain that was to come.

33: Dexys' Midnight Runners - Geno. This was in my parents record collection (my mother's, i think) so i've been listening to it since a young age. One of the most impassioned tribute songs ever recorded. 

32: The Beat - Tears Of A Clown. A frenetic ska reworking of the Smokey Robinson & The Miracles classic that i first heard on an old Top Of The Pops rerun in the early nineties. At the time i was still discovering 2-Tone Records and the punk-infused Ska revival that included Madness, The Specials, and this Brummie six pie who included amongst their ranks one Lionel Martin aka Saxa, a Jamaican born musician who had played on some original ska cuts back in the sixties. The Beat left 2-Tone after this debut single to make several classic 45's and three great albums, but this was the first i heard by them and it still makes me want to dance.

31: Magazine - A Song From Under The Floorboards. I first heard this on a "21 Years of Virgin Records" cassette that came free with Select/ Vox/Q or one of the many music magazines available in the nineties. Howard Devoto's sneering vocal, John Mcgeoch's metallic guitar, the rubbery bass of Barry Adamson, the ethereal keyboards that seem to be screaming at point, i'd never quite heard anything like it. The lyrics, seemingly a comment on the invisible underclass of society, the lonely, who somehow just keep going through sheer contrariness. It's how i felt living alone in a bedsit, working nights alone in a petrol station, feeling undervalued and ignored but that somehow i was destined for better things. 

30: Madness - The Prince. I first heard this on one of my Dad's K-Tel compilation albums (Night Flights, i memory serves) but only after the Nutty Boys reformed in 1992, being too young first time around. A jaunty, skanky, tribute to Ska legend Prince Buster, it introduced the fairground pop "nutty sound" to the nation and hinted that they were more than just a ska revival band. And it went top twenty. Not bad for what was essentially a demo recording. 

29: XTC - Respectable Street. Fusing angular power pop rhythms, sawing guitars, and a thunderous drum beat with a sarcastic Ray Davies-style commentary on suburban snobbery and double standards (let's face it, we've all lived next door to a Margot Ledbetter) that got little radio play due to the "Sony entertainment centres" line and failed to chart. Hugely influential on Britpop - just listen to " Stereotypes" by Blur - it's one of Andy Partridges' key songs. 

28: Squeeze - Another Nail In My Heart. Another band i was introduced to through my Dad. A short piece of propulsive pop, what i love about this is 1) the slight subversion of the pop formula by introducing the middle eight after the first verse and chorus, which still trips me up, and 2) the solitary piano run at the end (in the video the band are seen playing the song whilst Jools Holland pushes a piano through the streets of London, only to arrive right at the end of the song: he once quipped that they cut out the ending whenever it was shown on tv, so his antics seemed pointless), and 3) the fantastic Gilson Lavis' drum fills.

27: Catatonia - Road Rage. After being introduced to this band through a support slot with the then more successful Space, i saw them playing the the tiny Rig at Nottingham Rock City the week before "Mulder & Scully" entered the singles chart at No.3 (beating their previous best of 35.) They played this and it went down a storm, Cerys clinging onto the low ceiling as she roared out the chorus with that angel soaked in whiskey voice. I loved this band (so much so i wanted to be Welsh) and especially Cerys and her mellifluous Welsh voice. I still do, although it's mainly as a presenter on 6music. "Road Rage" followed "Mulder & Scully" into the top five, although i feel this song has endured more.

26: Madness - (Waiting For The) Ghost Train. I remember hearing this at my junior school friend James Hatfields' house and liking it. But i was 10 years old and Madness were just another pop group amongst the distractions of other pop music, eighties films like The Goonies, cartoons and toys. I was blissfully unaware that this was their farewell single after 7 years of hits, with the band older, exhausted, and falling out of favour with the record buying public. They were more wordly, most of them married with kids, and they had long ceased wanting to be "the Nutty Boys". Musical director and keyboardist Mike Barson had left in 1983, leaving the remaining six trying to make grown-up pop in a music scene that they were falling out of fashion with. Top ten hits were no longer a given (their previous single had struggled to No.35) and they were no longer enjoying it. So this sparkling pop confection, written by Suggs about apartheid in South Africa - in a typically opaque fashion - and with Barson returning to tinkle the ivories, Madness took their final bow in a typically funny video whilst wearing newspaper suits bearing headlines such as "Soweto Bloodbath". As with a lot of their songs, the social commentary went right over pop fan's heads, and what would have been a top five hit just 3 years earlier peaked at No.18. Anyway, i heard this song again 8 years later on the chart-topping Divine Madness greatest hits album, fell in love with it and the band, they reformed and i've never looked back. The whispered scat in intro, the sparse piano line, and the final rousing chorus still make my neck hairs stand on end.

25: The Specials - Do Nothing. In 1992, following Madness' return, an interest in 2-Tone began, with a couple of compilations released. My late Mum had been into "all that music" , and encouraged my interest by borrowing The Specials Singles CD from the local library (our version of streaming), which i played constantly. This song, released late in 1980, has always been a favourite. The haunting "Ice Rink String Sounds" credited on the record (actually Jerry playing a string synthesizer, his recent obsession being easy listening music) add otherworldly quality to the track, which was re-recorded from the album version on More Specials. Lynval Goldings' tale of social frustration, with a shared vocal from Terry Hall and Neville Staple, was written about the lack of prospects for British youths at a time of high unemployment and social inequality. Years later not much has changed. That it spoke to me in the nineties says a lot.

24: British Sea Power - Carrion. One of the most singular acts to appear from the early noughties indie/garage rock explosion, this haunting, ragged, ode to the seas that surround our isles had me sat bolt upright when i first heard it on the Top 40 countdown one Sunday in Summer 2003. A very eccentric English band, with references to nature, ornithology, history, geographical features and so on. I've seen them described as being influenced by everyone from The Cure and Joy Division to The Smiths and The Pixies, and the truth is they sound only like themselves. I saw them live back in 2004/5 at Nottingham Rescue Rooms, where the stage was decorated with foliage and stuffed animals, and former member Eamon walked through the audience hitting a marching bands bass drum. The 7" version of this is a different mix than the video and album version, being rougher sounding with a different fade out, but it's still great.

23: Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time?  I was aware of Jarvis and co. around the time this was released in Spring '94 - their first Top 40 entry - but it wasn't until Common People came out just over a year later that i took notice. After it was a huge hit i began to investigate their previous records, snapping up the His 'n' Hers album, and this became a firm favourite. The tale of teenage awkwardness, frustration and losing one's virginity is a universal theme, and my experience (or lack of!) isn't unique. The aching chords and chiming guitar riff lend a nostalgic air of regret to Jarvis' crooning. 

22: Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down. This band are one of the most celebrated acts of the last twenty years, famed for their down to earth attitude and their detailed stories of everyday working class life in their home city of Sheffield. Beginning as a folksy strum, this tale of a sex worker, her pimp, and her customers jolts into a indie boogie of crunching guitars, whilst wondering what happened to force her into that life, looking scathingly at her "scumbag" pimp. And they sing in their own accents which is one of my favourite things.

21: Ultrasound - Stay Young. I'm a tall, overweight man and have always been an outsider. So when an outsider band fronted by a tall, overweight man appeared they were always going to pique my interest. Even better when said band make epic glam/prog/indie songs of unrequited love, loneliness, frustration and the power of rock 'n' roll to overcome these things. Stay Young is a towering hymn to rock 'n' roll, to youth, and to never getting old (in spirit not in body, as with My Generation.) Andrew "Tiny" Woods' bruised mammoth bawl, Vanessa Bests' operatic wail, thundering glam guitars, proggy keyboards, and an epic finish involving fireworks. They split after delivering a hugely ambitious double album debut, but reunited in 2010 (thank God) but this is still their crowning moment. 

20: The Jam - Beat Surrender. Going out on top and going out in style. The propulsive r'n'b of The Jam combined with the soulful ambition of Wellers' next band, The Style Council. 

19: Madness - Grey Day. I first heard this as a kid and it, along with the sleeve artwork, scared me a bit. Doom-laden, dub-indebted, one of the best opening drum breaks ever, and yet still poppy. Sounds even better live when they up the dub quotient. And the dark lyrics of depression, we've all been there.

18: The Clash - (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais. I first heard this back in '94 after American punk bands like Green Day and Offspring opened the door for me, and i bought their Singles album. Strummer, Jones, Simonon and Headon take their reggae influences and effortlessly insert them into a tale of Strummer going to a reggae night at the titular Palais only to be disappointed by the lack of rebel attitude on display and feeling the odd one out. And a snipe at "plastic punks" in Burton suits, " turning rebellion into money". Great bass playing too.

17: Joy Division - Transmission. Watching a Sounds Of The Seventies show on BBC Two one Friday night in '93, i was transfixed by the sight and sound of this band. A human drum machine anchored the song whilst a repetitious two-note bassline and spindly guitar played over the top, as the singer worked himself into a trance-like frenzy. "Dance dance dance to the radio" seeming more like an ominous order than something joyful, an unavoidable fate rather than a choice. "Is he on drugs?" my Mum quipped sarcastically. I knew nothing of the band or the demons that haunted their frontman and later drove him to suicide. I just knew i had to hear it again. And again.

16: XTC - Making Plans For Nigel. I first heard this on The Best Punk Album In The World....... Ever!!! in tbe mid-nineties. The twitchy, angular guitars, the cavernous but backwards drum pattern, the sheer POP! catchiness of Colin Mouldings' tale of controlling parents and band leader Andy Partridges' sparse but effective backing vocals. Very eccentric, very English, very pop-art. Introduced me to an exceptional band who should have been much more successful.

15: Green Day - Basket Case. My parents finally got satellite tv in 1994, and the channel i went for first was MTV. One of the first videos i saw was for this frantic slice of punk rock, which introduced me to a world of music i had previously never heard. My teenage punk epiphany.

14: Manic Street Preachers - Faster. I'd given the Manics scant attention since they first appeared in the early nineties until i saw them perform this barrelling frantic post-punk influenced song on Top Of The Pops in 1994. You've probably seen the one i mean: the four of them in military garb on a stage decorated like a scene from Apocalypse Now, that caused a record number of complaints because James Dean Bradfield wore a paramilitary balaclava. I bought it the next day and i've been listening to them ever since. The song owes a debt to the Public Image Limited song "Public Image"

13: The Style Council - Speak Like A Child.  A soulful yet very pop anthem from Paul Wellers' post-Jam band. It makes me feel alive.

12: Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Oliver's Army. This was one of my Dad's singles, so I've been listening to it from a young age. Pure pop with a serious lyric about unemployed young working-class men being targeted for conscription by the British Armed Forces, the situation in Northern Ireland, and the wind down of the Empire. Steve Nieves' piano licks were inspired by ABBA.

11: Pet Shop Boys - It's A Sin. I was given two singles for my 11th birthday; Star Trekkin' by novelty act The Firm, and this epic, hair-raising slice of pop noir by arguably one of the best British synth pop duo's of all time. I pestered my parents for a keyboard after hearing this, convinced i would be the next Chris Lowe. Needless to say, i wasn't, and the aforementioned keyboard - a Casio - ended up trashed when i attempted to copy the stage trashing of EMF a few years later.

10: The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again. Witty, self-deprecating lyrics as Morrissey takes aim at himself for his notoriously scandalous comments in the music press whilst the boy wonder Johnny Marr whips up a storm, particularly in the spine-tingling middle eight. 

9: Marillion - Lavender. Fish and his cohorts take a children's nursery rhyme and turn it into a beautiful ballad about the inspiring power of love. One of our wedding songs, one of my wife's nicknames being Dilly Daydream.

8: Guru Josh - Infinity (1990's... Time For The Guru). Spacey, slightly psychedelic trancey house classic with a possibly out of tune sax. Heralded a new decade, and always makes me think of New Year's Eve.

7: David Bowie - "Heroes". Because.

6: The Stone Roses - Made Of Stone. The Roses passed me by at the time - they seemed more like a sixth formers band - but when i eventually got around to listening to that first album it was this song that won me over. Melancholic but danceable, John Squires' guitar chimes like tears in the flames.

5: Super Furry Animals - Ice Hockey Hair. A bit of a cheat this one, as the length of the song means it actually plays at 33 1/3rpm. No matter though. A glorious, psychedelic space rock indie pop tune that gave the Furries' their biggest hit. A chorus that launches into the stratosphere.

4: The Special AKA - Gangsters. "Bernie Rhodes knows, don't argue!" heralds a relatively low key slice of ska with twanging rockabilly guitar licks ,deftly played organ, and the deadpan vocals of Terry Hall. The first 2-Tone single. Impossible not to dance when this comes on.

3: Ian Dury - What A Waste! Backed by the as yet uncredited Blockheads, the thirty-something Dury finally scores a hit. One of his list songs as he recounts a litany of possible career choices over funky, jazzy pop, only to concede that he "chose to play the fool in a six piece band". Hugely infectious, i dare you to not smile whilst listening to this.

2: The Jam - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight. The song that announced Paul Weller as a songwriter of true genius, one influenced by the detailed play for today style of Ray Davies. Over the staccato rhythms of the verses we hear a first person account of being mugged late at night on the London underground, the attention to detail taking in the sights, sounds and smells as a man travelling home to his wife is attacked by right-wing thugs. As the song reaches a climax he lays on the floor on the verge of losing consciousness, spotting "Jesus Saves" graffiti and a British Rail poster, he realises that his wife is in peril as "they took the keys and she'll think it's me".  One of Wellers' finest.

1: Madness - My Girl. One of the first songs i can remember hearing as a nipper. On paper this song shouldn't work: the verses don't have a tune the milkman could whistle, the jerky rhythm makes it difficult to dance to, and there's no chorus. Plus the song ends as it begins, musically and in the story. But we've all been there: an argument on the phone with a girlfriend that goes nowhere and ends - as for the character in My Girl - unresolved. Keyboardist, chief songwriter and musical director Mike Barson wrote it after a row with his then girlfriend. It has that perfect mix of upbeat and melancholy that Madness excel at.


Sunday, 1 August 2021

45 FAVOURITE 45's PT.4

Earlier this year, in the middle of the last full lockdown, on 7 weeks of shielding, and with my 45th birthday mere months away, i decided to compile my 45 favourite 7 inch singles. Partly as an exercise to stave off boredom (my attempt at learning another language coming in fits and starts) and partly a test to see if it was possible to whittle down 40 years of musical fandom to such a concise number. I had to lay down some rules: the song in question must have been released after 2nd August 1976, been available on 7 inch vinyl on initial release, been released in the UK, and be either an A or AA side or lead track on an EP - that is, the song promoted with a video and or chosen for radio play and tv appearances i.e "Too Much Too Young" from The Specials Special AKA LIVE! or "Night Boat To Cairo" from Madness' Work, Rest And Play. A few long standing favourites began to drop from the initial list due to their non-vinyl status - "Karma Police" by Radiohead, " Jöga" by Björk - or because the version i had always loved turned out to be the 12" version - The Specials "Ghost Town", "A Forest" by The Cure, " Vision Incision" by late nineties indie/dance cult favourites Lo-Fidelity Allstars. Other singles that i have always favoured highly went into the list - an actual playlist i put together on Amazon Music to assist with my judgement - only to be dropped after a while when i remembered another record that i realised i liked just that bit more. Few songs from recent years made the cut, largely because of their download or streaming only availability, with any 7" release being an import. In fact, there is nothing in the final list that dates from after 2006. 7" vinyl releases really became scarce from the early noughties as artists and record companies saw the cash saving benefits of online music stores. And since any song available for downloading, streaming, or even watching on YouTube is eligible for the UK Top 100 "singles" chart, artists rarely release actual singles these days. But i digress. After several months of, listening, playing and replaying, and agonising over why i like one song more than another, here are my Top 45 45's since i was born in 76. 




45: Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
44: Sonia - You'll Never Stop Me From Loving You
43: Killing Joke - Empire Song
42: Furniture - Brilliant Mind
41: The Wedding Present - My Favourite Dress
40: MC Tunes vs 808 State - The Only Rhyme That Bites
39: Blur - Chemical World
38: Inspiral Carpets - This Is How It Feels
37: Wire - Map Ref 41° N 93° W
36: Weezer - Buddy Holly
35: Robert Wyatt - Shipbuilding
34: Echo & The Bunnymen - Never Stop
33: Dexy's Midnight Runners - Geno
32:  The Beat - Tears Of A Clown
31: Magazine - A Song From Under The Floorboards
30: Madness - The Prince
29: XTC - Respectable Street
28: Squeeze - Another Nail In My Heart
27: Catatonia - Road Rage
26: Madness - (Waiting For The) Ghost Train
25: The Specials - Do Nothing
24: British Sea Power - Carrion
23: Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time?
22: Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down
21: Ultrasound - Stay Young
20: The Jam - Beat Surrender
19: Madness - Grey Day
18: The Clash - (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais
17: Joy Division - Transmission
16: XTC - Making Plans For Nigel
15: Green Day - Basket Case
14: Manic Street Preachers - Faster
13: The Style Council - Speak Like A Child
12: Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Oliver's Army
11: Pet Shop Boys - It's A Sin
10: The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again
9:   Marillion - Lavender
8:   Guru Josh - Infinity
7:  David Bowie - "Heroes"
6:  The Stone Roses - Made Of Stone
5:  Super Furry Animals - Ice Hockey Hair
4:  The Special AKA - Gangsters
3:   Ian Dury - What A Waste
2:   The Jam - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
1:   Madness - My Girl


Of course, it's all subject to change... 😆





Friday, 30 April 2021

45 YEARS OF 45'S PT.3



Having heard most of my favourite songs on multiple formats over the years, three things become apparent: the sonic properties of each format; the pro's and con's of each; and the suitability of the music in relation to each format. Essentially, some music sounds better on vinyl than cd, and the opposite is also true, regardless of what the purists might say. I've heard music on vinyl, cassette, CD, minidisc, mp3, and through streaming, and it's fair to say that each has its uses. Vinyl purists and audiophiles might argue that ALL music sounds better on the black wax, as long as the pressing is the finest - half-speed mastered from the original tapes, 180g etc - and your high end equipment is perfectly set up and tweaked to sonic perfection. But that's an expensive business, and if you can't afford to shell out thousands then that way of thinking puts your musical enjoyment at a disadvantage. I don't have a perfect set up, although i plan to invest in a decent separates system at some point, namely when my current turntable - a 1973 Marconiphone 4353 radiogram, in surprisingly good nick given its age - gives up the ghost. I have two other CD players in the house; a cheap portable "boombox" type and a small DAB radio/CD stereo in the kitchen. So i am hardly what you would call an audiophile! And i am well aware of the limitations of all three; the CD players don't have much in the way of "range", and the speakers on the radiogram can have a fair amount of crackle and hiss due to their age. I'm no expert, but i doubt there's much i can do to remove the sibilant "s" effect i often get. Crackles and pops are par for the course with vinyl; part of its charm. 



Of course, you don't get any surface noise with CD's. The sound is much more clinical, the "perfect" sound. Except for the fact that, sonically, there are details missing. As the music is converted digitally to a collection of zeroes and ones, and compressed, the dynamic range of the sound is reduced, meaning that small details are lost. You might not notice this if you've only listened to music on CD, but play the same song on vinyl and it does become apparent. After listening to Madness on cassette and CD for over 30 years i had become so familiar with every note, every nuance, that i thought no more surprises lay in store. Wrong. Hearing their music on vinyl for the first time i was astonished: details that i had never previously heard suddenly leapt from the speakers, even familiar lyrics and solos took on a new life. And it makes sense to me: music that was recorded and produced to be primarily on vinyl is going to sound perfect on that format. So surely the reverse must be true? Music that was recorded to be heard on CD must then be at its best on CD. I have noticed a negative difference on some songs upon hearing them on vinyl for the first time, mostly on music recorded after 2000. when limited quantities of Vinyl were still being pressed, but CD was the dominant format. Indie and alternative acts were still putting out singles on 7", in limited editions and often with a different mix of the A-side or backed by songs unavailable elsewhere, to make them appealing to fans. One of the singles in my 45 45's playlist is such an example: "Carrion" by the quirky British Sea Power. This song has long been a favourite ever since i first heard it on the Top 40 countdown back in 2003, but the version i've always been familiar with is the Commanders Croft mix, the album and video version featured on CD 1 of the single. The version on the 7" - of which 1,942 were pressed - is the Ridgeway mix, which sounds more "rugged" and has a different fade out. This mix is unavailable elsewhere, so hearing it for the first time was a shock. It's still a song i love, but it doesn't sound quite right on vinyl. I will persist though, as it is slowly revealing its charms. "Oh Yeah" by Irish pop-punks Ash has a different quality on 7" : the guitars seem more to the front of the mix, the strings reduced to a mere supporting role whereas on CD they seem more intertwined. Songs that i have only ever heard as an mp3 can sometimes sound completely different on Vinyl or CD - during the noughties there were many tracks only available as a download - and not always in a positive way. Today's youth largely hear music through their smartphones, songs often being produced with the sonic limitations of that in mind. Those songs probably pack the same punch as 7"s heard through a tinny mono radio speaker back in the sixties. I guess it's in the ears of the beholder....... 



Monday, 22 March 2021

HIT AND MISS

Whilst compiling my 45 favourite 45s i've returned to an oft recurring question: why are some songs hits and some aren't? Obviously not every single ever released can be a Top 40 smash, or the singles chart would have had a faster turnover than the band members of The Fall. Even in the late nineties and early noughties when cheap prices on new releases meant that singles would chart high before plummeting the following week, many a promising new act tagged "the next big thing" would fail to chart, or be given false hopes after encouraging midweek placings. And it has always been this way: songs that were hugely popular on pirate radio in the sixties would still become flops. Airplay doesn't always translate into sales, as The Days Of Pearly Spencer singer David McWilliams found out. Even successful acts can, even after a run of hits, find themselves going "down the dumper", to use Smash Hits terminology. In my exploration of older music i've often come across songs that sound like they were huge hits, only to discover that this wasn't the case. Why? Obviously the public make or break artists by buying their music, and promotion plays a big part, but a song can receive a lot of airplay and advertising in all the important places and STILL not get anywhere. Radio 1 had a lot of clout in the pre-internet days: their playlist was decided by a committee of show producers and the head of music programming, who would play all the singles they'd been sent by record company pluggers and give their verdict. Inevitably, alternative music would get short shrift, leaving late night specialist shows such as the late legendary John Peel as the only place you were likely to hear the latest punk or indie bands. But this didn't mean these songs had no chance of charting. It baffles me that something as defiantly non-commercial as Public Image Limited's "Death Disco", a howling, dub flavoured dirge written about John Lydons mother dying of cancer, was a Top 20 hit, yet more commercial sounding fare might not chart at all. I suppose you have to factor in what else was released that week - third wave punk band The Exploited appearing on TOTP after creeping into the lower reaches of the Top 40 with the decidedly listener-unfriendly "Dead Cities" was likely down to a dearth of competition - plus current trends, the time of year, world events. Soundtracks to films can influence record buyers: Bryan Adams had appeared in the UK Top 40 a few times in the eighties but was hardly a major artist here until he was asked to write a song for the 1991 film Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves. The film was a huge success, as was Adams's execrable "Everything I Do (I Do It For You), which spent a gruelling (for music fans) 16 weeks at number one. Adams's chart career was assured after that. Funnily enough, that song provided the sole Top 40 hit (no.7) for Irish alternative act Fatima Mansions when they covered it the following year, as part of a charity double A-side with Manic Street Preachers cover of "Theme From M*A*S*H (Suicide Is Painless), although the latter got the lions share of the attention. Some artists effectively torpedo any chances of a hit by refusing to promote it with tv appearances or by insisting on playing it live rather than miming. Playing your latest single in a way that bears little to no resemblance to the record is a sure fire way to make it go down the charts, although it didn't harm Nirvana! Expletives, corporate name references, singing about controversial topics, these can all get you a daytime radio ban. DJs are also unlikely to play records with unwieldy or unpronounceable titles: arty post-punk band Wire wrote one of their most commercial and catchy songs, with a great chorus, and named it (deep breath)..... Map Ref 41° N 93° W. Wire's only other chance of a hit was scuppered by their record labels EMI, who were accused of that time honoured practice: chart rigging. This involved a record label sending staff out to chart return record stores to buy multiple copies of whichever single they wanted to "hype"up the charts: a higher position meant more airplay, more publicity, and a possible slot on Top Of The Pops. The single in question, "Outdoor Miner" , was at no.51 when EMI were informed that, if the single continued to go up, Wire would be considered for TOTP slot. But then they were accused of sales rigging by BRMB, the chart compilers, that weeks' sales weren't included, the single went down, bang went the chance of a hit.

Publicity and airplay can be a double edged blade. Too little and a new release can sink without trace; too much can result in the public tiring of a song before it's even available. Until the mid-nineties new records were given no airplay until a week or two before the release date, and sometimes not until they charted. But during the Britpop era you would hear a new single played anything up to two months before you could actually buy it. Record companies stopped using the tried and tested method of letting an artist slowly build a fan base, gradually increasing sales and higher chart positions over two or three years and therefore a longer career: now it was all about instant success, maximum sales and profit, and when the public got bored they'd just move on to the next big thing. The amount of bands who were signed during Britpop and touted as the next Oasis or Blur, only for them to swiftly disappear was huge (remember Northern Uproar? 60ft Dolls? Menswear?) as the music industry tried to cash in. The now defunct music weekly Melody Maker was forever promoting new indie bands, most of whom lasted about the time it took to print next weeks issue. But that doesn't explain my initial question: what makes a song popular enough with the public to make it a hit? I guess it comes down to sheer luck: you could put out a song that ticks all the boxes: memorable lyrics, whistleable melodies, plenty of hooks, anthemic chorus. But if you don't capture the imagination of the people who might buy your record, then no amount of good reviews or publicity will help. 









Saturday, 27 February 2021

45 YEARS OF 45's pt.2



Just some of the 45's in consideration for my list. 


As i continue whittling down 30-odd years of buying singles for my Top 45 45's there have inevitably been casualties. Songs that would definitely grace any other "favourite songs" lists i've made have not made the cut, due to their not being released on 7". Although i initially considered any vinyl release as eligible, i soon realised that complicated things, so i added two more rules: the initial release must have been available on vinyl, and as a UK release. Adding imports, re-releases, Record Store Day specials and the like just added more songs to an ever-growing list, making an already difficult project even more so. Some songs naturally excused themselves from inclusion, such as "Karma Police" by Radiohead, which would normally rate high on my list. In fact, barely any of their singles were released as a 7", so that's an otherwise favourite band absent. There's another snag too: do i still include songs that, if i'm completely honest with myself, i prefer in versions other than the 7" ? The Specials "Ghost Town", an undoubtedly classic song that has historical context yet sounds utterly timeless, a song that i have loved for years, that still makes my neck hairs stand up, my skin goose pimple - but it's really the 12" version that gets me: the haunting dub of the middle section, the instrumental passage with Rico's sombre trombone solo, where all but the bass and drums drop out. It adds weight to the themes of the song - urban decay, hopelessness , towns closing down, empty neighbourhoods - but with the ominous dread of violence and riots on the horizon. So that hasn't made the cut. Neither has a song that created not only a recognisable sound for the band but also for a genre: A Forest by The Cure. With its flanged guitars, ominous synthesizers and motorik rhythms, it gave the band a sonic identity. Their first singles chart entry - making no.31 back in April 1980 - it also put them on the map. The claustrophobic, dark sound was typical of A Forest's parent album Seventeen Seconds and the two that followed, essentially creating the Goth Rock sound that would influence a whole subculture. A Forest has been one of my favourite songs since i first saw it on a TOTP repeat in the early nineties. But the version i love is the album or extended version. Even the edit on Standing On A Beach (the bands' first singles compilation) is different to the 7", being basically the album version with the intro a lopped off. The full version of the song begins with the murky synth sound, before the introductory guitar riff and a wandering bassline rise up out of the fog. After they end the clipped drums begin and the guitar part is repeated again, albeit at a quicker pace. As the song nears its end the instruments drop out one by one: first the synth, then the drums and then the careering guitar solo, leaving just the bass to run through its four note part for another few seconds. The 7" version fades out during Robert Smiths' guitar solo, which in my humble opinion takes something away from the atmosphere of the song. Still one of my favourite songs but not in its single form. Dammit. 






Friday, 29 January 2021

45 YEARS OF 45's pt.1

 I've begun the long process of compiling my 45 favourite 45's, a task i've set myself to a) keep my mind active during the current and no doubt lengthy lockdown and b) to see if i can actually do it - whittle down 40 years of listening to, obsessing over, of buying and collecting music. I say "music" rather than records , because a large amount of the music i've bought has been on CD, the vinyl era being in its decline by the time i left school and started working. Most of the vinyl i bought was on 7" throughout my teens, both then-current releases and old records from flea markets, second-hand shops and such. And in recent years i began collecting vinyl again, mostly albums but also singles, often re-buying the 45's i had in my youth. 

Going through the music that has soundtracked my life so far is like a mental spring clean: dusting off old memories, putting lost thoughts and ideas in order, clearing out the detritus. As far as the music goes, i'm remembering and re-listening to songs i haven't played in years, working out which ones i still love, that i still get that thrill from, that neck hair raising, heart rushing "wow" factor. As we get older our memories sometimes fool us, we remember things differently, and certainly in the minds of those who are passionate about music we kid ourselves that we were much "cooler" than perhaps we actually were: that we didn't buy mere "pop" records, but were into whatever was hip at the time. I make no such claims: although The Stone Roses' eponymous debut album was and is critically acclaimed and widely considered to be an essential part of any serious music lovers collection, it barely scraped into the top twenty on its initial release, so it follows that not many actually bought it. I didn't succumb to its charms until about five years ago, although i've liked a few tracks from it for longer than that. And whilst i now appreciate the ground-breaking hip-hop and rap that came out of the late eighties - Public Enemy and so on - it didn't speak to me at the time. So my list of 45's will be entirely honest: no attempt at censoring songs that will be considered naff or cheesy, if it still means a lot to me it will be in there. 

As part of this project, i will be tracking down any single in my initial list on 7". I've already bought several from Discogs, and have more lined up. I have limits though: a more recent release was only given a limited vinyl run, and only in Australia, so as much as i love this song £35 is a bit steep! If i find it at a more reasonable price it might make the cut. 



Friday, 22 January 2021

45 YEARS OF 45's..........


I grew up on 7" singles. 45's. Singles - be they on vinyl, cassette, cd, or a downloadable file - streaming doesn't count in my eyes - are the entry level point for any fan of music. Hearing or even taping songs from the radio gives you a glimpse into that world, but the act of buying a single opens the door: you've paid for it, it now belongs to you. Many a musical artist has said that once they put music out into the world, it belongs to the fans, to the people who buy it. Having to leave the house and make that journey to a record shop, browse the racks, make your choice and pay for it - nothing beats that feeling, even now. During the pandemic such opportunities have been scarce, and whilst you can order online it feels...... incomplete, impersonal. I look forward to those times again. 

Anyway, i turn 45 later this year. I've been aware of, enjoying, and actively listening to music for at least 40 of those years. I've been buying music for 33 years (my first records were birthday and Christmas presents, plus the odd single i'd pestered my parents into buying for me), and even after i graduated to albums i still felt the pull of the 45, right through the heyday of the cd single and into the iTunes era. Right into the early noughties i had hundreds of cd singles, which i compiled on minidiscs and flogged at a carboot sale when storage space became an issue. Whenever i hear a new track on the radio, or see the music video on YouTube, i feel a pang of sadness that it won't see a physical release. I realise that this is how things are done now, that it's probably more environmentally friendly to not have pressing plants churning out millions of plastic discs that, whilst recyclable, will largely end up discarded, like the ribbons of magnetic tape that littered the countryside in the 1980's, probably hurled out a car window following a marital argument or by a TWOC'er. The demise of the single (in any meaningful sense) has only increased my nostalgic love of the format, and probably a middle-aged yearning for the simpler days of my youth. So i've decided to mark my 45th year by compiling my 45 favourite.... 45's. I've made - or attempted to make -  various lists over the years, compilations of my favourite singles or songs, some in a chart format and some chronologically, and i always struggle to finish them. Because there are just TOO MANY. With that in mind, i'm imposing some rules on myself: 1 - all songs must have been available as a 7" single. 2 - only singles released from the date of my birth 2nd August 1976 onwards will count. 3 - in the interests of keeping it simple, only one track per single: the A-side or AA if it's a double A-side, or lead track if it's an EP. This does mean whole swathes of songs that i love but were released before i was born won't be eligible, as will much released in the last 20 years. But this isn't about songs, it's about that humble 7" piece of vinyl that requires the listener to really engage with it,  by the physical acts required to obtain it, and to play it to hear the magic contained within its grooves. I already know some of the songs that will make the list, but the tricky part will be whittling down the rest to just 45. Wish me luck!